No Dump Agreement
This agreement ("Agreement") is made between you ("Holder") and $NDA (the "No Dump Agreement"), a joke memecoin that turns "trust me bro" into an actual on-chain promise. By signing below, you are publicly committing to not selling your tokens. This is satire, social pressure, and crypto culture mashed into one dumb-but-genius experiment.
1. No Dump Commitment
You hereby agree, promise, and solemnly swear to NOT sell, dump, market sell, limit sell, or otherwise dispose of your $NDA tokens under any circumstances. This includes but is not limited to: dips, crashes, FUD, rug pulls, or [REDACTED]. The phrase "trust me bro, I'm not selling" is now legally binding (not really, but socially? Absolutely).
2. Diamond Hands Clause
You solemnly swear to HODL your $NDA tokens through thick and thin, bull markets and bear markets, FUD and FOMO. Paper hands are strictly prohibited and may result in immediate [REDACTED] or eternal shame in the group chat.
3. Public Accountability
By signing this Agreement, you acknowledge that your commitment is PUBLIC. The community will know. Your wallet will know. The blockchain will know. If you dump after signing, expect to be [REDACTED] and ratio'd into oblivion. Social pressure is the only enforcement mechanism, and it's more powerful than any smart contract.
4. Disclaimer
This is a JOKE. A meme. Satire. This Agreement has no legal standing whatsoever. $NDA may result in financial ruin, spiritual awakening, or both. Side effects may include: excessive chart-watching, [REDACTED], and an irresistible urge to tell everyone about your bags. Not financial advice. Not legal advice. Just vibes.
5. Termination
There is no escape clause. Once you sign, you're in this forever (or until you dump and face the [REDACTED]). Your reputation in the community is now tied to this Agreement. Choose wisely.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Holder has publicly committed to diamond hands by signing below. "Trust me bro" is now on the record.
